RULES
FOR THE CAT

the
cat is not allowed on the furniture.

Allright,
the cat can go on the furniture,

but
NOT the kitchen counter.

OK,
the cat can go on the kirchen counter too,

just
not when I'm preparing food. DEAL?

Fine
…

The
cat can go wherever it wants

whenever
it wants,

as
long as it doesn't swat me in the face

at
5:30 in the morning demanding to be fed.

The
cat will be fed at 5:30 in the morning ...